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the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized.
separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
by beastfan August 12, 2004
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A spoiled talentless skanky racist usless slut
Paris Hilton releases tapes not only showing the world how much of a slut she is but also ones showing that she is a racist cunt
by juiice February 02, 2007
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Stupid spoiled whore currently stuck up Mr. Slave's ass.
Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007
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1. A high school drop out with a room temperature IQ who inherited a large fortune. She is primarily known for her amateur porn publicity stunt, pretending to be a model, and lip-syncing music which she had no creative connection to.

2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
1. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on children because she espouses the philosophy that fame is more desirable than talent, intellect, or moral integrity.

2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
by Majestic Lizard May 13, 2007
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The person who was let in the prison for a traffic violation.
The celebrity who attracts attention for some reason.
Do not traffic violate it like Paris Hilton.
by makoto0631 June 26, 2007
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stupid, anorexic, bitchy woman with 15million different animals who probably have more designer outfits that MOST PEOPLE. this is bloody unbelievable.
she is also incredibly rich, mainly because she is an heiress and her name is Hilton. nobody likes her, apart from all the 8-12 year old tweenagers who look up to her for being all rich, skinny, blonde, tanned and crap. (everyone else just tuts and shakes their heads at her whilst privatly envying her blondeness, skinniness, tannedness and crapness. well, sort of). a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat role model, i am SO sure.
she is actually a brand, as opposed to being a real person: she is a pop singer, a model, has her own perfume range, ect ect ect zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
what she HASNT realized yet is that she is almost universally hated, and would do the world a huge cheesy quaver if she went and, erm, died.
and that is it.
paris hilton: omg, i am just soooo totally like the ruler of the entire world (well, the US and UK), i am the luckiest, most pretty girl in the--
person with a brain: shut your head, you stupid blonde bimbo beeyotch.
paris: omg i like so cant believe you just said that. i am, like, so gonna sue you 19m.
person with a brain: i dont have 19m.
paris: well i do hahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
person with a brain's revolver: BANG.
oh dear no more paris. the world is spared from stupid blonde bimboesqeness!!!!!!!!
by emo_goth!!! November 17, 2006
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One of those people who should just be removed from the gene pool.
Seriously.
When she dies of AIDS.
I'll laugh my ass off.
Then I’ll get drunk to celebrate.
and dance on her mother fucking grave.
Also, I know what happened to her dog.
It killed it's self..
Paris, you dipshit, you dressed it up in little outfits.
News flash: It was male.
What the fucking Hell.
She's encouraging cross-dressing in certain animal species.
Great.
Also, she obviously abuses animals.
Now,Paris, be a good girl and go give your daddy a blowjob.
Yes,Paris, we know how you get all that money.
Fuckin’ spoiled whore.
omgomgomgomgomg.
I'm Paris Hilton.
Wanna hand job?
by H1tl3r August 08, 2007
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