Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
-Basically has never worked an actual job a day in her life and even admitted to cheating off people on tests in high school.
-Sister of Nicolai/Nikki Hilton, daughter of Cathy and Rick Hilton.
-Due to just being unbelievably rich alone, has been given a TV series "The Simple Life," movie roles ie "House of Wax," and numerous commercials both in the United States and internationally
-Supposedly is a racist as she called two African designers she met at a fashion show the dreaded N word after they asked her if they could model their line of clothing.
-Is also known for a sex tape in which she's featured in night-cam having sex with and giving blow jobs to her ex boyfriend, Rick Salomon.
-Known for her dumb-sounding one liner "That's Hot"
-Was best friends with fellow rich girl and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie until something happened and their friendship broke apart.
-Is now "best friends" with singer Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly Stewart.
-Carries around her dog TinkerBell wherever she goes even to parties.