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The only person whose nude fakes are real
Person 1: See these nude fakes of Paris Hilton?

Person 2: You idiot, those are real!
by Reason user August 01, 2008
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Verb: A sexual act which involves the involuntary insertion of ones penis into the anus while pulling the others hair and punching them in the face, violently.
Dude, i was fucking this chick last night but she kept saying stupid shit, so i gave her the good ol PARIS HILTON, she lost three teeth and has a concussion.
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(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(3) jaundice
(4) anorexia
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...
(11) fucking annoying
She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton
by tiny dancer July 04, 2004
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Slutty dumb retarded bitch who has no brains what so ever!
(Person 1) "OMG Paris Hilton is my idol!, like seriously!"
(Person 2) "What in the hell are you on?"
by Blahhh5028 March 20, 2008
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'Economist: What goes up must come down.
as to
Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone
by cmf October 02, 2004
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One of the most (If not THE most)redundant celebrities to ever walk this earth. Also a parasite who feeds on the media attention so much so that she has attempted to worm her way into almost every niche of show-business. (E.g. Television (Lol) A biography. (Lol) A Pop career (Lol!) and an Actress (Roflmao!!)
Bob: That movie with Paris Hilton in it was probably the best I've seen in a while, y'know, House Of Wax.
Jim: I agree, Paris Hilton with a pole through the eye...What's not to love?
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A name used to describe a vapid, uninteresting whore. Usually used as an insult.
Man, that chick last night was suck a freaking Paris Hilton. I think I got several STDs.

or

How many guys have you slept with, you Paris Hilton?!
by Johnny McJohnjohn May 08, 2008
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