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5.
the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized.
separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
by beastfan August 12, 2004
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An unattractive girl with a penis nose.
Wow, so guys like no ass, no chest, and white washed/orange skin.
by ARROW'D May 13, 2005
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A vacuous cum dumpster whose pussy lips rattle when the wind blows. Dumb as a box of hammers, existing only to spend the family fortune and be seen in night-vision home movies looking like a hairless white ferret having sex. Doesn't know what 'Walmart' is (ref Simple Life Season 1).
"What's Walmart? Do they sell walls there?" Oh Jesus.
by BoneyMaloney June 07, 2005
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Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.
Can Paris Hilton just go away?
by Jon April 14, 2005
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25.
cum guzzling, filthy, rotten, cock whore!
South Park said it best..."Stupid, Spoiled,Whore!"
by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005
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An unemployed trust-fund baby who:

Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.

Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.

Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.

Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.

Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.

Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.
by Bycho Psitch March 05, 2005
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She is a no talent heroin assistant crack whore looking, deflated ass cheek showing, idiot! She has the audacity to think she's hot. She has a man's face. Maybe if she'd eat something, she wouldn't look so masculine.
She looks like a french fry.
by Narcissa February 07, 2004
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-Heiress to the Hilton Hotel family fortune.

-Basically has never worked an actual job a day in her life and even admitted to cheating off people on tests in high school.

-Sister of Nicolai/Nikki Hilton, daughter of Cathy and Rick Hilton.

-Due to just being unbelievably rich alone, has been given a TV series "The Simple Life," movie roles ie "House of Wax," and numerous commercials both in the United States and internationally

-Supposedly is a racist as she called two African designers she met at a fashion show the dreaded N word after they asked her if they could model their line of clothing.

-Is also known for a sex tape in which she's featured in night-cam having sex with and giving blow jobs to her ex boyfriend, Rick Salomon.

-Known for her dumb-sounding one liner "That's Hot"

-Was best friends with fellow rich girl and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie until something happened and their friendship broke apart.

-Is now "best friends" with singer Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly Stewart.

-Carries around her dog TinkerBell wherever she goes even to parties.
Ex:A rich girl who's gonna inherit God knows how much, she has never worked a day in her life and yet she's getting things handed to her like a Guess jeans ad and a movie role? How over-rated can Paris Hilton be?
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 14, 2005
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