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Out of anyone who is a favorite of American supermodels, she is the scrawniest and most pathetic one of them all. People like her keep sending the message that "super skinny is super beautiful", and with her way of life, shes bound to have an endless record of greedy bitching, DUIs, and divorces. People who follow her will just die as fast as she will.
Is that her real name? PARIS HILTON??? Wow, I guess she was born the richest girl in America.
by Mernefog January 02, 2007
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some bitch that no one cares about. (notice her name is not capital.)
"O my God, I just shat my pants."
"Who cares? That's such a paris hilton."
by Frippy November 04, 2006
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a walking breathing example of why chronological age is a stupid way to tell if someone is mature enough for sex, marriage or kids.

Why every person past puberty should be mentally evaluated annually and have an ID card stating whether having sex with them is Statutory Rape.
Paris Hilton is so dimwitted she would always be a Statutory Rape case.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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A nasty, cum guzzling whore who is only "famous" for a shitty sex tape and flashing her hairy vagina to the world.
Damn that bitch is such a whore she needs to get the Paris Hilton House of Wax treatment.
Or, I dont care how skinny Nicole Richie is, she can still beat the hell out of skanky mc skank Paris anyday!
by xoheartinohioxo August 08, 2006
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Media parasite whose if her last name wasn't Hilton she'd be a nobody.

Currently in Britain promoting a self-indulged TV show about her and her sheep-like fans trying to be her best friend.
Paris Hilton is only famous because of all the money she scabs off her multi-millionaire father. Without him, she'd be a homeless crackhead.
by Bennisanarchy February 18, 2009
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Proof that money can buy fame.
by best definitions ever July 29, 2006
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A pathetic excuse for a human, much less for an aristocrat. A scrawny, towheaded, false-tanned, attention-grabbing imbecile who defecates all over her dignity in order to be noticed.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.
And those who claim that Paris Hilton's detractors are "gelous/jalous/jellous" (the correct spelling being "jealous"), what is there to be jealous of? This mooching slut has money and "fame", yes, but where is her talent? Where is her dignity? Where is her intellect? She has none of these.
by Lorelili November 12, 2006
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