A clear example of all that is wrong with the capitalist world. She is markedly skinny, rather airheaded, an example being her creating a dog clothing line (would someone please inform me what manner of idiot thinks thier dog either wants or needs clothing?). With her great wealth, she has managed to do absolutley nothing of any real merit; she has done some few things in the entirely useless industry of "fashion", which has never and never shall be of any use to anyone, ever. She is also known for being a women of loose morals, and for attempting to get the attention of the entertainment journalists by any means neccesary. She can be perhaps thought of as a media produced celebrity, viz. a person who obtains fame not for having ever actually done anything that is all that interesting in and of itself, but rather, by the design of the media, which continues to report on these petty actions until they seem important by sheer force of repetition.
More disturbing than Mm. Hilton herself, however, are those individuals who actually look up to her. I remain entirley baffled as to how, precisley one can look up to this capitalist swine. What is there to admire; the fact that she lucked into wealth she never remotley earned?; her looks? I remain at an eternal lose to understand these odd persons. Do they simply not know of anyone of real worth that they may look up to? Frequently, the Hiltonists will attempt to defend her with a list of her "accomplishments" and "merits", and will then proceed to state that those who feel revulsion for the emodiment of all that is wrong with the modern world must be jealous of her wealth, or are ugly, or some combination of these concepts. This is usually a source of amusement, bafflement, and sadness over how people can feel so attached to such an utterly worthless individual.
1. Entertainment Ecexutive 1: Ok, we found some girl that's incredibly rich, dumber than anyone I have ever met in my life, has been passed down a fortune from her rich father, and hasn't been able to keep her legs shut long enough to bother doing anything that might be remembered beyond 4-5 years.
EE2: Wonderful. So the Paris Hilton cloning program has born fruit. Excellent.

2. Would someone please be so kind as to help the Hiltonists find someone more deserving of thier blind loyalty?
by NapoleonIV August 12, 2006
1) like, a totally dumb blond!

2) the posterchild for anorexic porn stars everywhere.
about walmart;
"so, do they like, sell walls there?"
by aRosyKindofLife February 06, 2004
biggest slut on earth
"shes so skanky shes like paris hilton in her new sex tape."
by greendaygrl17 January 05, 2005
ugly skank wit a deformed ass snatch
man i aint touchin that
by joe February 01, 2004
An overexposed rich bitch, who is only famous because
a) she sleeps w/ half the famous men, is super slutty and an whore
b) she made a sex tape and pretended to be remorseful and shocked
c) her great grandaddy owns the hilton hotel chain
what i wonder is why everyone is so insane over the sex tape thing...she is ugly!
1) A ugly slut comes walking down the street..."there's paris hilton!"
2) She pretended to be angry that her ex spilled the beans on her sex life? Paris Hilton lives again!
3) She is paris hiltoning if she is gonna spend $500 on a pair of shoes
by Sorsha December 21, 2003
Skanky ho celebrity that NO ONE is jealous of who has retarded fans who are always defending her by saying people who hate her are "jealis". Oh yeah, we are all so "jelous" of her STD's and her lack of a brain. Get real. She's a waste of space, a useless human that deserves NOTHING but ridicule, scorn, and derision. I would spit in her face if I ever met her, and I hope to be able to do just that one day. Oh and to you retards who love her, think about this: she would ignore you if she walked by you on the street, or make fun of you. Most guys think she's ugly and useless anyways. I hope she wrecks her Bentley into a wall and deforms her face even more than it already is, and gains 100lbs and dies of her super virulent strain of herpes.
Paris Hilton: Oh, let's see what I should do today. Go have sex with 50 guys and share the wealth of my STDs, waste some more of my daddy's money on $200 sweaters for my rat dog, get drunk at a club and screw 50 more guys, flash my tit or my nasty bony ass to the paparazzi, and basically be the useless cumdumpster that I am! That's Hot!

Me: Why don't you give some money to a homeless person or help a needy family?

Paris Hilton: No, they deserve to be poor, and Tinkerbell needs a new sweater, oh, I gotta go make fun of nice, smart, responsible people that actually WORK for a living, how not hot of them!

Me: I hope you die bitch
by tsarina amanda May 01, 2006
A broke down hoe on a crackpipe.
Skinny crackfiend = Paris Hilton
by lala January 04, 2004
Not slang per se, but potential falls within these categories:

A lazy lay-about. Someone who coasts by by virtue of their name. A disproportionately-featured, grotesque "model." Someone who has more than they deserve. An incredibly stupid and obnoxious person. An alcohol-soaked ho-bag. A dehydrated slag in a luxury car.
Paris Hilton's single engine Sesna was flying over the coast of blank, when...
by Evil Robot March 27, 2005

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