A clear example of all that is wrong with the capitalist world. She is markedly skinny, rather airheaded, an example being her creating a dog clothing line (would someone please inform me what manner of idiot thinks thier dog either wants or needs clothing?). With her great wealth, she has managed to do absolutley nothing of any real merit; she has done some few things in the entirely useless industry of "fashion", which has never and never shall be of any use to anyone, ever. She is also known for being a women of loose morals, and for attempting to get the attention of the entertainment journalists by any means neccesary. She can be perhaps thought of as a media produced celebrity, viz. a person who obtains fame not for having ever actually done anything that is all that interesting in and of itself, but rather, by the design of the media, which continues to report on these petty actions until they seem important by sheer force of repetition.
More disturbing than Mm. Hilton herself, however, are those individuals who actually look up to her. I remain entirley baffled as to how, precisley one can look up to this capitalist swine. What is there to admire; the fact that she lucked into wealth she never remotley earned?; her looks? I remain at an eternal lose to understand these odd persons. Do they simply not know of anyone of real worth that they may look up to? Frequently, the Hiltonists will attempt to defend her with a list of her "accomplishments" and "merits", and will then proceed to state that those who feel revulsion for the emodiment of all that is wrong with the modern world must be jealous of her wealth, or are ugly, or some combination of these concepts. This is usually a source of amusement, bafflement, and sadness over how people can feel so attached to such an utterly worthless individual.
1. Entertainment Ecexutive 1: Ok, we found some girl that's incredibly rich, dumber than anyone I have ever met in my life, has been passed down a fortune from her rich father, and hasn't been able to keep her legs shut long enough to bother doing anything that might be remembered beyond 4-5 years.
EE2: Wonderful. So the Paris Hilton cloning program has born fruit. Excellent.

2. Would someone please be so kind as to help the Hiltonists find someone more deserving of thier blind loyalty?
by NapoleonIV August 12, 2006
1. A brainless, inarticulate slut who asks her friends to write flattering comments about her for urbandictionary.

2. A waste of media attention and best ignored.

3. An ugly, anorexic cum slut whore who will fuck any man who asks.
inebriated street guy: Hey, bitch, do you fuck homeless guys too?
paris: that's hot.
by Buck Fush August 25, 2005
n. A stupid, spoiled whore.
It is rumoured that she can insert a pineapple inside of herself.
by Philosophi May 29, 2005
An unattractive blonde woman... Possibly with mental retardation.
Dude #1: I slept with Paris Hilton last night!
Dude #2: No way! So did I!
by Paul McCabe August 14, 2005
Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.
Jaime thinks Paris Hilton is worthy of idol status and that those who hate on her are just jealous. Jaime is also a self-confessed Sloane Ranger. Go figure.
by KHD February 01, 2005
(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.
(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.
by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005
A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?
Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous

Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways

Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks

Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
by Rae Rae May 23, 2005
Ugly walking stick with no ass,tits,face or respect for herself.

Yikes!!!!!

She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
Look at them bones: She's a paris Hilton.
Walking corpse
by Pokey December 17, 2003

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