msterious shadow you encounter when you try and hide the fact that you love anime porn and you will never forget it and it will always be inside you....when you look up hentai.....

2. somebody we know....somebody we trust...somebody...just....isn't the right man to rape.

3. CHICHI212 <<<- ADD HIM ON RUNESCAPE AND ASK HIM FOR MONEY! HE IS VERY GENEROUS! AND WILL GIVE YOU NO LESS THAN 100K!
1. JOE: dude...whats up with my phone? why isnt it working? dude....did you download porn on my phone?
JARRY:.....why you need to know dude...i know my fetishes.
JOE:....dude.....oh my gawd you look up anime porn? you get off of a drawing? A FUCKING DRAWING?
JOE: *after JOE's mid sentence, and sticks cock up in JARRY's dickhole*
JARRY: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! AHHH!!!
NARRATOR: that's what you call a phemenon....a myth that should be passed around....a paris.

2. MARIO: dude....where the fuck is he?

MARIO: i dont know....

MARIO: wtf? why am i talking to myself?

MARIO: damn guess i'll never know......about....paris

LADY: who's paris?

MARIO: SHUT UP WHORE!

3. CHICHI212: FREE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!......................THIS.................IS...................SPARTA!

GOHAN212: WTF ARE YOU DOING PERRIS?

CHICHI212: BOOO-KAWK-AY!!!! AY! AY! AY! MOS REEEEEEEHASSSSSSS!

GOHAN212: DUDE YOU'VE COMPLETELY LOST IT.

CHICHI212: LOST WHAT? HARDALE KEPT IT AS A SECRET FOR YEARS...WHY WOULD HE TELL YO--OH SHIT...

GOHAN212: INCEST BASTARD!!!!!!!

CHICHI212: REPORTED.

GOHAN212: WHY?????????????????????????????!

CHICHI212:......testicles...

*GOHAN212 LOGS OFF AND SENDS A GHOST VIRUS TO PARIS'S IP ADDRESS*

CHICHI212: HMM...HM..HMHM..HMHMMM

*PICTURES OF RYAN SEACREST POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE*

CHICHI212: wtf is this?

*MORE PICTURES POP OUT*

CHICHI212: ryan seacrest?

*unzips pants*

CHICHI212: WHATCHA DOINNN ON MAHHH COMPUTERRR...ER.

*virus alert pops out! *

CHICHI212: DAD! I HAVE A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER!

JOHNELL: HIT IT FROM THE BACK!

CHICHI212: ugggh....everytime.....my thing....isss-sore..ALRIGHT!

*goes to the back of the computer and unzips pants*

CHICHI212: HM! YEAH! OH! MY! FREAKIN! TECHNO......RRRRRR...BALLS!

*Johnell walks in*

JOHNELL: WHAT IN THE HELL YOU DOIN BOYY?!

CHICHI212: dude i'm playing runescape...

JOHNELL: oh...okay....looked like you was having sex with the fucking hard drive...i was about to say what the hell wrong with you? you sprung? you got computer love or something? Wai--wait a second...

*WALKS BACK*

JOHNELL: WHAT IN THE HELL?! YOU...WHAT THE FUCK!?

CHICHI212:...ah......OH! IT WAS A GHOST! UGGH--THIS IS ECTOPLASM! THE GHOST--CAME IN HERE AND SPILLED ECTOPLASM ALL OVER ME!

JOHNELL: paris, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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Another word for vagina.
OMG my Paris is on fire!
by Christal Noel November 01, 2006

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1.)a nasty trashy rich girl with the morals of a ally cat who does not know what walmart is. 2.)a city in france where people are suck up yet they are totaly rank. 3.) the name of a scandalous flip.
that girl paris is a stright up flip.
The france is the funkyest city and were not talking hip hop.
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People in paris think their better then all of the races.
they think there so better then the rest that you wont even find a McDonald's anywhere in Paris
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1. Greek Mythology: In the Illiad: Paris is the young, handsome Trojan prince who was the one to choose the recipiant of the "Golden Apple". The Apple was to go to the fairest of the land. Aphrodite promised Paris the love of the most beautiful woman on Earth; Helen, Queen of Sparta. Paris chose the Goddess of Love. So begun the great war between the Trojans and the Greecs (Role played by Orlando Bloom in Troy).
2. Heiress to Hilton Hotels (Paris Hilton)
3. Capital of France, home of the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre
1. Paris and Helen were star-crossed lovers. Their story probably inspired WIlliam Shakespeare to write "Romeo and Juliet".
2. Paris Hilton has a television show called "Simple Life".
3. "I am going to Paris, France to visit the Louvre."
by Julia:) April 30, 2005

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the capital of:

1) France
2) french fries eater pidgeons
3) cheese
4) art and culture
5) beautiful girls and french kiss

Also known as a city where people have never seen a bathroom (jealous bullshit) and are very rude (have you heard about the jealous bullshit thing?)
guy: have you ever thought about engagement?

girlfriend: no, never... but you'll propose in Paris on a snowy night in front of the Eiffel Tower with red roses and champagne and caviar and then we'll go to a four stars hotel and...

guy: *sigh*
by just26 April 02, 2008

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Two Words: Shit hole.
"whats that smell jimmy?"
"oh fuck, we must be close to paris, turn around!"
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