2. The capital and largest city of France, in the north-central part of the country on the Seine River. Founded as a fishing village on the Île de la Cité, Paris (then called Lutetia) was captured and fortified by the Romans in 52 B.C. Clovis I made it the capital of his kingdom after A.D. 486, and Hugh Capet established it as the capital of France after his accession to the throne in 987. Through the succeeding centuries, Paris grew rapidly as a commercial, cultural, and industrial center. The city was occupied by the Germans in World War II from June 14, 1940, to August 25, 1944. Population: 2,152,329.
A Paris will compensate for her lack of musical ability by releasing sex tapes and going pantie-less when out clubbing. It works. The media loves reporting on sex tapes and the paparazzi loves shooting pantie-free miniskirts when Paris gets out of a car.
1) If you go to NYC and you speak French to ppl, they won't understand and will get angry because you make no effort to speak their language : the same goes with the french...
2) People who go to work aren't too happy to be asked twice a day where is the Eiffel Tower...
And, against all the prejudices, people in Paris *do* take showers everyday (France is well known for products as L'oreal...), and are cool persons....
French : ..........
American : Excusez-moi, I can't speak French... Could you tell me where I can find the subway to go to the Eiffel Tower ?
French : Yeah, for sure, follow me I can show you.
2.) Next thing that comes to mind is love. Paris IS the city of love after all!
3.) Then maybe finally your brain catches up with your penis and you think of the Eiffel tower, baguettes and skinny french girls.
Boy's mom: You're going to Paris aren't ya?
Chris Tucker: Lee! Did you know that the average french woman is naked 30 percent of the time!?
Jackie Chan: Welcome to Paris baby!