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9.
The best city in europe, hands down. The streets are very clean, and people are very chill and work only 35 hours/week. People kiss in the streets. The food is magnifique. There are quite a few musicians riding the subways. The only downside is that it isn't technologically developed like London, but people actually get out of their apartments more. It is a very healthy country, overall.
England and America could learn a lot from Paris.
by DreamyParis4004 March 21, 2013
 
29.
Verb (Patterned after Paris Hilton and the exposure of her sex tape)
To record- by video or still photos- sex acts <i.e.-shooting homemade porno> and either publish them on the internet or just keep them private.
Guy 1: What happened with Amy? She has nothing nice to say about you.
Guy 2: Its not my concern. She's crazy. She can feel however she wants to.
Guy 1: What did you do, man?
Guy 2: No, its reversed! Its what she WOULDN'T do!
Guy 1: Tell me.
Guy 2: Two nights back we were at my place. She starts sucking my dick.
Guy1: Yeah?
Guy2: So while she's blowing me I reach up and get the camcorder. I was going to paris her.
Guy 1: What, is she camera shy?
Guy 2 : Hell, I guess! She started to freak the fuck out and wouldn't even keep going when I put the video cam way. Uptight bitch.
Guy 1: Guess she was scared of becoming internet famous!
Guy 2: I guess!
by unslick rick April 04, 2005
 
30.
A squeaking, small, tasmanian-devil type creature, emanating from deepest, darkest France. Has astonishing energy levels, but struggles to understand sexual terminology.
My crépes were delicious, but when i suggested a bit of a quick fondle, Paris looked bemused.
by Mike Ambrose February 03, 2009
 
31.
A trick-ass ho dyke.

Originated 1986, not thoroughly defined until 2002.
"Dag yo, that Paris sure is a trick-ass ho dyke"
by cutie_goth69 January 20, 2005
 
32.
Although a beautiful city for sure, Paris is still one of the biggest tourist traps in Europe along with London. It takes advantage of its well known name and image to rip off clueless tourists, especially Americans.
Compared to Paris, there are tons of more beatiful cities to visit in Europe with a lot more to see for a lot less money.
by modak May 12, 2008
 
33.
Most beautiful city in the world !
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)
-Tourist : "Whoaaa the Eiffel Tower, symbol of Paris ! What a beauty !"
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*

-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<

-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?

-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich
by Liz2432 February 12, 2008
 
34.
msterious shadow you encounter when you try and hide the fact that you love anime porn and you will never forget it and it will always be inside you....when you look up hentai.....

2. somebody we know....somebody we trust...somebody...just....isn't the right man to rape.

3. CHICHI212 <<<- ADD HIM ON RUNESCAPE AND ASK HIM FOR MONEY! HE IS VERY GENEROUS! AND WILL GIVE YOU NO LESS THAN 100K!
1. JOE: dude...whats up with my phone? why isnt it working? dude....did you download porn on my phone?
JARRY:.....why you need to know dude...i know my fetishes.
JOE:....dude.....oh my gawd you look up anime porn? you get off of a drawing? A FUCKING DRAWING?
JOE: *after JOE's mid sentence, and sticks cock up in JARRY's dickhole*
JARRY: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! AHHH!!!
NARRATOR: that's what you call a phemenon....a myth that should be passed around....a paris.

2. MARIO: dude....where the fuck is he?

MARIO: i dont know....

MARIO: wtf? why am i talking to myself?

MARIO: damn guess i'll never know......about....paris

LADY: who's paris?

MARIO: SHUT UP WHORE!

3. CHICHI212: FREE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!......................THIS.................IS...................SPARTA!

GOHAN212: WTF ARE YOU DOING PERRIS?

CHICHI212: BOOO-KAWK-AY!!!! AY! AY! AY! MOS REEEEEEEHASSSSSSS!

GOHAN212: DUDE YOU'VE COMPLETELY LOST IT.

CHICHI212: LOST WHAT? HARDALE KEPT IT AS A SECRET FOR YEARS...WHY WOULD HE TELL YO--OH SHIT...

GOHAN212: INCEST BASTARD!!!!!!!

CHICHI212: REPORTED.

GOHAN212: WHY?????????????????????????????!

CHICHI212:......testicles...

*GOHAN212 LOGS OFF AND SENDS A GHOST VIRUS TO PARIS'S IP ADDRESS*

CHICHI212: HMM...HM..HMHM..HMHMMM

*PICTURES OF RYAN SEACREST POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE*

CHICHI212: wtf is this?

*MORE PICTURES POP OUT*

CHICHI212: ryan seacrest?

*unzips pants*

CHICHI212: WHATCHA DOINNN ON MAHHH COMPUTERRR...ER.

*virus alert pops out! *

CHICHI212: DAD! I HAVE A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER!

JOHNELL: HIT IT FROM THE BACK!

CHICHI212: ugggh....everytime.....my thing....isss-sore..ALRIGHT!

*goes to the back of the computer and unzips pants*

CHICHI212: HM! YEAH! OH! MY! FREAKIN! TECHNO......RRRRRR...BALLS!

*Johnell walks in*

JOHNELL: WHAT IN THE HELL YOU DOIN BOYY?!

CHICHI212: dude i'm playing runescape...

JOHNELL: oh...okay....looked like you was having sex with the fucking hard drive...i was about to say what the hell wrong with you? you sprung? you got computer love or something? Wai--wait a second...

*WALKS BACK*

JOHNELL: WHAT IN THE HELL?! YOU...WHAT THE FUCK!?

CHICHI212:...ah......OH! IT WAS A GHOST! UGGH--THIS IS ECTOPLASM! THE GHOST--CAME IN HERE AND SPILLED ECTOPLASM ALL OVER ME!

JOHNELL: paris, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
by MYSTERY MAN100 July 22, 2009
 
35.
Another word for vagina.
OMG my Paris is on fire!
by Christal Noel November 01, 2006