2) french fries eater pidgeons
4) art and culture
5) beautiful girls and french kiss
Also known as a city where people have never seen a bathroom (jealous bullshit) and are very rude (have you heard about the jealous bullshit thing?)
girlfriend: no, never... but you'll propose in Paris on a snowy night in front of the Eiffel Tower with red roses and champagne and caviar and then we'll go to a four stars hotel and...
A Paris will compensate for her lack of musical ability by releasing sex tapes and going pantie-less when out clubbing. It works. The media loves reporting on sex tapes and the paparazzi loves shooting pantie-free miniskirts when Paris gets out of a car.
1) If you go to NYC and you speak French to ppl, they won't understand and will get angry because you make no effort to speak their language : the same goes with the french...
2) People who go to work aren't too happy to be asked twice a day where is the Eiffel Tower...
And, against all the prejudices, people in Paris *do* take showers everyday (France is well known for products as L'oreal...), and are cool persons....
French : ..........
American : Excusez-moi, I can't speak French... Could you tell me where I can find the subway to go to the Eiffel Tower ?
French : Yeah, for sure, follow me I can show you.
2.) Next thing that comes to mind is love. Paris IS the city of love after all!
3.) Then maybe finally your brain catches up with your penis and you think of the Eiffel tower, baguettes and skinny french girls.
Boy's mom: You're going to Paris aren't ya?
Chris Tucker: Lee! Did you know that the average french woman is naked 30 percent of the time!?
Jackie Chan: Welcome to Paris baby!