Robin Hood's defense in court.
Robin Hood: We should steal from the rich and give to the poor, especially when the rich are dumb, skanky bitches.
1. One who looks like a cross between Big Bird, Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, and a toucan.
2. See: attention-whore
, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.
3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.
Nikki Ann: OMG Paris Hilton is so kewl! If u hate her ure fat and ugly and poor and jellous!
Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.
n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.
you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton
"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"
1.(noun) A worthless lump of bones.
2.(noun) A hotel heiress with many more available "amenities" than the hotel in Europe after which she was named.
3.(noun) A rich, ignorant fool.
4.(noun) A media parasite.
5.(noun) A hamper full of dirty underwear.
6.(verb) To whore yourself free of charge.
(n)Sorry, but I can't come out today because I have to wash my paris hiltons.
(v)Last night I think I drank too much and went paris hiltoning all over town.
-A girl only made famous due to the fact she banged some ugly guy while taping it and he decided to get rich off her pasty white ass and no tits.
-A girl who has lots of money just due to her last name being Hilton. She doesnt have to work for her money, it gets handed to her on a platinum platter. She can run around with her tits hanging out for more publicity when everyones sick of her, because shes never done anything worth while and people only notice her when her "privates" are hanging out. Classy.
"Miss Hilton you must have given a trillion fucks"
A nasty, disgusting whore who most guys get WAY turned off by, and who did nothing to deserve her fame, while people like me who are determined to make it big with actual talent, have to work harder than people like Paris Hilton will ever have to in their life. Paris does NOT deserve to be the celebrity she is, she's ugly, trashy, stupid, and she has nothing, *nothing*, to be proud of. And, to all you people who say people like me are "jealous", you need to reconsider who has dignity and talent here, and who is the world's ultimate whoreish piece of crap.
Paris couldn't get famous any other way, so what did she do? Made a sex tape that looked like two people having sex in Iraq.
a) A person who insinuates themselves into the public consciousness, only to find themselves so utterly devoid of value, they must make themselves cheap spectacle in order to linger the full fifteen minutes to which they feel entitled.
b) A trust fund baby.
c) A woman with a body like a stocking full of pine cones.
Hey, is that Paris Hilton?! No—it's just a pile of rags.