2. Makes the best extensions around
3. Started the chiwawa trend
4.Says thats hot alot
5.Can pull off any haircut
10.Has alot of money
11. Used to be best friends with Nicole Richie
12. Says "thats hott"
Shes my favorite celebrity. Even though she made a sex tape. Everyone makes mistakes so everyone stop dissing on her. You've probabley done alot worse in your life.
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Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter
The #1 coin collection by Conan O'Brien
(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...
(11) fucking annoying
She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton
a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got
Paris Hilton is a skanky ho
'Economist: What goes up must come down.
Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone
That one really cracked me up
the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized.
separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.
*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
Paris Hilton is looking for a pair of shoes -- transvestite boutique perhaps?