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Even the toilet paper a person uses to wipe their @r$3 with is worth more than this ugly, disgusting, talentless slut. :]

Beware of this hoe, she'll give ya 10 different STI's and HIV's.
P1: "Man, I gotta go to the loo."

P2: "Hey, who would you rather bang? Britney Spears or Paris Hilton?"

P3: "Ha, I'd rather lick a dog $#!+."

by Pink Converses June 12, 2007
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1.
Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter
The #1 coin collection by Conan O'Brien
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
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2.
(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(3) jaundice
(4) anorexia
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...
(11) fucking annoying
She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton
by tiny dancer July 04, 2004
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3.
a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got
Paris Hilton is a skanky ho
by Long John November 18, 2003
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4.
'Economist: What goes up must come down.
as to
Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone
That one really cracked me up
by cmf October 02, 2004
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5.
the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized.
separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
by beastfan August 12, 2004
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6.
What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.
*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
by stranger June 10, 2004
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A pair of enormous feet with a skinny celebutante sprouting up from them.
Paris Hilton is looking for a pair of shoes -- transvestite boutique perhaps?
by majestic-cheese August 21, 2009
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