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Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
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A pair of enormous feet with a skinny celebutante sprouting up from them.
Paris Hilton is looking for a pair of shoes -- transvestite boutique perhaps?
by majestic-cheese August 21, 2009
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...Omg..what can you NOT say about this nasty bitch?
*Paris hilton's My NEW BFF on TV*
Guy : What the hell is that thing on TV?

Girl : That's Paris Hilton *rolls eyes*
by Frost1990 December 30, 2011
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A breeding ground for STDs to combine and mutate into new monstrosities: e.g. Blennorrhea + Siphylis. That's hot...
Someone needs to zip-tie Paris Hilton's knees together before she brings about a virus that will end the world.
by Phillip Leo February 27, 2008
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A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
Paris Hilton is a typical example of what's wrong with American celebrity culture. She epitomizes it alongside with Sarah Palin and Lisa ("Cake Fart") Wogen.
by Lugwig Lane December 17, 2010
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by tru-dat November 01, 2007
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1. A hotel in paris where the doors are always open.
2. A girl who's father owns the hotel. The girls doors are also always open.
3. A synonym for Kansas: Flat, White, and easy to get into. (cite, uncyclopedia, article, paris hilton).
1. Me and my family would like to stay in the bottom floor of the Paris Hilton
2. Me and my penis would like to stay in the bottom floor of Paris Hilton.
3. "We're not in Paris Hilton anymore"
by portapussman August 02, 2010
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