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1.
A disease, similar to Parkinsons. Symptoms are: obesity, excessive hair gel, low intelligence, and frequent brain cell loss.
Raza: What's wrong with him
Bob: Don't worry, he just has Pareshkinsons.
by Sajjad Biggie December 02, 2011
 
2.
A sad diesese where you wear too much hair gel, you become too fat, and your intelligence is shrunked down to a soy bean.
You look like you have pareshkinsons. Let's go to a doctor.
by some_guy_with_a_turban November 28, 2011