Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.
Josh: really how was it
John:we were in her room and she seriously stressin about how "Her parents are definetly gonna come in"
Josh: Sounds like she is parentnoid
John: Hell ya dude
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.