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2.
To be very very thirsty
1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched
by Rodam April 28, 2006
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1.
Very thirsty
I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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3.
1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate
(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"
by TrueDemagogue July 16, 2011
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4.
when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink
max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched
by badgers89 October 11, 2008
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5.
Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!
I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006
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6.
its not really a word
a fake word is parched
by anonomis May 08, 2005
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