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Noun, a state of being, when you are very paranoid about receiving a certain text message and you cannot stop checking your phone every minute.
phil: hey what's up with aaron he has checked his phone like 25 times in the past 2 minutes

bob: oh you know him he is just paratextoid.
by abwoitas June 13, 2010

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