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17.
man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.
by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 06, 2006
 
1.
A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host
The British royal family are the worlds most active group of parasites.
by black flag June 05, 2004
 
2.
a member of the royal family who lives off the taxpayer whilst giving little in return except for opening a few hospitals and shaking a few hands
give back our money you bloody parasites
by tellitstraight September 07, 2007
 
3.
some one who sponges everything out of you even your last breath given have the chance
" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"
by legend13 April 13, 2010
 
4.
One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.
Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
by Jack the Dick March 07, 2007
 
5.
Redneck word for binoculars.
That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004
 
6.
Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.
I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.
by Enot-Bitter January 17, 2006
 
7.
The view while hanging under a parachute canopy
Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008