in omnia paratus 

it means "ready for anything"

your life is an open book

after jumping off a building and living...just scream "in omnia paratus "

in omnia paratus by Lorelai Straker September 19, 2010

semper paratus 

The motto of the United States Coast Guard, meaning "always ready".

"The Coast Guard is a service that is always Semper Paratus."

semper paratus by USCG BM3 December 11, 2013

Utrinque Paratus 

This is the regimental motto of the Parachute Regiment, It's plastered on anything Airborne as far a literature goes.
Unlike the American motto "Airborne All The Way" we do not use it on a daily basis in conversation. Its means: "Ready for Anything"
"Ad Unum Omnes" is the Motto of AIRBORNE FORCES and means: " All to One End".

Utrinque Paratus

Utrinque Paratus by logic02 April 12, 2009

Paraguayan-Twenty 

When you gain twenty pounds after travelling alone on a month-long business trip.

Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.

Paraguayan-Twenty by JF4 December 8, 2017

paradussy 

paradise in your mom's badussy

Your mom's insides are my paradussy

paradussy by ballussyussy May 18, 2022

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

Freemanic Paracusia by Threegunvash October 17, 2008

Going to Paramus 

Shamelessly seeking validation/adoration from anyone who will give it to you.

From the movie, "Soap Dish" in which Sally Field's character is feeling bad about herself, so she goes to the Garden State Plaza (a.k.a. Paramus Mall) to get recognized and adored by her fans.

Rose: "Give them my best in Paramus!"

"Did you see Madonna is doing a show in the Village?"
"Uh, oh, someone's going to Paramus..."

Going to Paramus by spittingkitty May 12, 2008