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1.
A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.
Paraduck is a waste of carbon.
by Jon February 04, 2004
 
2.
The act of Jumping(stealing) someone's chance at a quest or reward in online MMORPG's.

May also be pronounced as Para-fuck or Para-dick
"You jackass, you just paraduck'ed my quest!"

by Someone July 14, 2003
 
3.
A person determined to put his name anywhere and everywhere that belongs in a prison for touching little children.
Paraduck is an asshole.
by Qui Tai November 14, 2003