Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm 

Also known as "Creative Reach Algrorithmic Paradigm", or "CRAP", it is the process of an artist progressively moving further away from their artwork. The concept was coined by Australian YouTuber Draw With Jazza

"I started using the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm strategy to imorove my art skills, and it's really working."
"In order to successfully achieve the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm, one should use a pole with a sharpie on the end of it"
"The CRAP is crap"

Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm by PKK War Drone July 5, 2019

vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

vocational paradigm shift by advs89 October 5, 2011

parading in your rain 

being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.

"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"

parading in your rain by Doctor Science December 4, 2011

Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.

"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."

Paradigm Scrambler by iak sakkath October 24, 2009

flying rabbit paradigm 

A way of describing a profoundly loose framework of laws and theories in which just about anything you can imagine can potentially happen.

It was clear that she had been living inside of a flying rabbit paradigm since childhood.

flying rabbit paradigm by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Wadleys Paradigm 

A place for everything and nothing in it's place

The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.

Wadleys Paradigm by scriptcat February 4, 2009

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

parading the guards by gnostic1 September 24, 2012