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12.
Par
A small town/village hybrid in East Cornwall, UK. Unlike it's smaller cousin village Tywardreath, Par is mildly entertaining, if only in the form of the casual crime perpetuated by the Year 10's and 11's of nearby Fowey School.

The rise of casual crime in Par went relatively unnoticed by the inhabitants until an innocent man was beaten to death on Par Beach by four drunken thugs. Since then there has been a spate of beatings, graffiti and general vandalism.

One common sight in Par is the continual circling of irritatingly loud mopeds and stupidly modified cars around the one way system. This is due to a lack of things to do in Par.

At night, common sights include gangs of 15-year-olds pretending to be gangsters getting drunk on a single can of Stella between them, and girls of the same age looking like shop dummies that have been spray painted orange.
Charlie: Let's go to Par!
Mate: Um, let's not. I find Par's huge amounts of inbred crack dealers and schoolboys casually vandalising cars quite a deterrant.
Charlie: Ah, that's true! Let's go to Plymouth instead.
by CharlieGiggles August 07, 2009
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1.
Par
When something happens to you that is considered by many to be an extremely rude breach of social standard. This includes getting dissed, getting slapped, being swiftly rejected by a girl you've been making advances on, when someone or something causes unnecessary hardship, or even being ignored my your mum. In short, it is getting demoralised. Hard.

The term was popularised by London rapper Tempa-T, with his song 'Next Hype'.

It is possible that Par is a derivative of the term Faux Pas, which in french literally means a 'False Step' against the established norm.
1.
Ricky: Yo gal you lookin kinda nice tonight, mind if i get you a drink?
Girl: Errr...get out of my face, don't talk to me. I think you need some aquafresh as well, cos your breath is kickin! Dem trainers aint real either.
Ricky's mate: Ricky Bruv, you just got parred.

2.

Ricky: Eh Mum! What you cookin' tonight? Smells taaassty!!!
(no response)
Ricky: Mum...Mum?! Ah allow it.
Ricky's mate: Ricky bruv, you just got parred, by your own mum.

3.

Tempa-T: I SAY GET OUT DA CAR!
Ricky: Ah allow it..
Ricky's mate: Par.

4.
Ricky's mum: Ricky, go shops and get me a coke and some skittles. Maybe some skips as well. Fuck it, i'll right you a list.

Ricky: Where is it?

Ricky's mum: 'Bout half hour away, if you hop on a bus.
Ricky: Mum, i aint got money for the bus.

Ricky's mum: Walk then.

Ricky: Ah allow it, thats long
Ricky's mate: Ricky Bruv, you keep gettin' parred.
by RickyRankin' April 15, 2010
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2.
par
When something bad happens to you or your being ignored
Person 1: You just missed the bus!
Person 2: Thats a par!
by Im Jus Doin Me November 07, 2007
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3.
par
Slang. When a person is insulted or dissed it means they have been parred.
Richard: What time is it?
John: Time to fuck your mum.
Kenny: Eeey blud dat's a par!
by Downtown Wtf October 02, 2009
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4.
par
Basically a diss. When someone disses you, they par you.
Guy: I bet your pussy has spots.
Guy 2: Ohhh you just got parred!

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Girl: He doesn't like you. He says your hair is bad.
Girl 2: Ahh that's a par.
by newsensationxo October 05, 2009
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5.
par
It's means the say as boyed or shame

It's normally used in a sentence...
Boy1: I failed the math test

Boy2: Bruv, that's a par
by sbwild88 February 15, 2010
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6.
par
slang for most things
as said by tempa t. say man slapped the camera its a par you get me its a next hype. start draggin down the shop its a par. everything is a par
by ads0117 January 14, 2011
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7.
Par
The redneck pronounciation of power, usually used after white, declaring your white heritage
two rednecks riding down the road yelling "white par" to other rednecks, they reply "white par"
by fat tree November 03, 2009
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