Paperwuss

greatest local band from Kingsford Michigan

And Why...

Paperwuss by Holmzy889 November 28, 2003

paperless work 

Bureaucratic work of the new era that does not involve paper, as opposed to paperwork, popular before invention of the paperless office.

First used in Futurama in the episode about the movie Minority Report.

From Futurama:
“Ain’t you headin’ home, Phil?”

“In a minute. I just wanna finish this paperless work.” – Fry

I've outsourced the data entry to oDesk, because it is such a tedious paperless work.

paperless work by bugpower December 15, 2011

Paperless Woodsman 

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.

Paperless Woodsman by Cmjjax April 22, 2017

Paperless Debate 

CX debate, or policy debate that has transferred to laptops instead of tubfulls of paper. while it might be convenient, it totally undermines the originality and spirit of cx debate because as of now, most teams haven't totally gone paperless, which makes viewing evidence hard if you don't have a laptop and they can't flash evidence to you

I wish cx isn't transferring to paperless debate. Tubs all the way

Paperless Debate by i bring the fire January 31, 2010

Paperless-atization 

In competitive policy debate, paperless-atization means to take your old paper debate files and scan and format them such that they can be used in paperless debate.

Debate Coach: "So have you guys done all of your reformatting so that we can switch to paperless next year?"
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."

Paperless-atization by CoffeeDrinker August 16, 2010

Paperwaste 

When you accidentally walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper hanging out of your ass

Hey dude! Did you see that girl paperwaste?

Paperwaste by birblady January 21, 2018

death by a thousand papercuts 

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.

Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.

death by a thousand papercuts by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022