When a Male take a piss with his penis out but his balls behind the elastic bands of his pants.
John paperweight when he takes a piss
A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.
"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."
When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.
JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.
A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.
Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.
When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.
It is similar to a cargoyle.
Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away
This mac is the best paperweight $5000 can buy...
A slang term for bras knuckles
Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights
1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment
2. a serious student
The printer turned out to be a paperweight.