I can transform into exclamation marks.
Mr Paperclip is looking quite seductive today.
Mr Paperclip is leaning in for a kiss.
Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.
Chas. Manson: You don't mean...
Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.
Chas. Manson: Damn!
Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.
Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.
Son of Sam: Prick.
2.a matal device for keeping papers together
3.a metal object that can be bent to make it hop
2.i used a paper clip to keep my folders together
3. i made a paerclip hop and it poked someone in the eye
2. used for a variety of things
3. that evil SOB in Word that makes you want to poke your eye out (with a paperclip!)
2. including picking the Cheeto cheese out from underneath my fingernails, doing that cool thing where you bend it and it springs up when you drop it. also occaisionally used to put stacks of paper together.
3. what a fucker