look up any word, like wand erection:
 
1.
The excited feeling you get when Red Sox releiver John Papelbon comes in to save a game in the ninth
Oh man, he struck out the side again, I have a full fledged Papelboner right now
by Steve T. April 29, 2006
216 97
 
2.
1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.

2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.
1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.

2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight
by Colin G. November 04, 2007
18 15