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1.
a small thingy that glues walls to:
*noodles
*Toast
*Old People
*Santa
1
Man: "Police, Police! some papaptin fell through my roof and stuck my walls to my Old People!"
2
Man: "Police, Police! some papaptin fell through my roof and stuck my walls to my Toast!"
3
Man: "Police, Police! some papaptin fell through my roof and stuck my walls to my Santa!"
4
Man: "Police, Police! some papaptin fell through my roof and stuck my walls to my Noodle!"
by Papaptin January 01, 2012