The perverts most sought after posession.
Messes up kid: Yeah man *sniff* I had to have them panties..So I waited to after dark and busted over the fence and grabbed those mofos!
School councillor: Hmmm i see, Timmy. Very disturbing. I noted the woman who owned the panties was over 30 tho..did they smell as warm and funkey as a 16 year olds?
the greatest word in the English langauge.
She gently removed her panties prior to being jumped and ravaged throughout the entire evening.
Next to the greatest thing on Earth. ;)
Josh: "I love panties, but they keep coming between me and what I love most."
the greatest invention since the female itself. preferably cotton.
Female: "Hey sexy, look at my panties"
A gift from the gods.
Kasumi: Master Happosai, where did you get all those panties?
Master Happosai: They were a gift from the gods my dear Kasumi.
a word that instantly gets your attention if spoken by a woman.
"I went through customs on my trip back from Cancun, and they went through my luggage, panties and all"
"Tell me more!"
Not the best thing on Earth, Next to best thing on Earth!
Straightforward and simple: underwear
meh... I just wish I had more comfortable panties