Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

by Big Heart August 22, 2017

pee pants

A dainty, small framed and pretentious male usually with an uncircumcised penis.

-"Hey, that kid is really into the tea game."

-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."

-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"

-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"

by bluntroller99 March 19, 2013

MC Pee Pants

A giant spider from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happens to be a rapper. His hit single, "I like candy" is very catchy to wads of meat, especially Meatwad. He is killed and later reincarnated as a cow named Sir Loin.

Have you heard the new MC Pee Pants Song?

Yes! You've been blasting it all night!

by Zeke The Plumber August 28, 2008

M.C. Pee Pants

Award Winning HipHop/Rap Artist.
Wrote the hit single "I want Candy"

I want Candy, Bubble Gum and Taffy..

by Kyle Fuentes April 5, 2005

Pee Pants dance

I said pee pants do that dance do that dance of the pee e poop pants dance

What is bug juice beard man doing, oh that Kody Hill and I believe the quantomticular of the intellectual superior of that move is called the Pee Pants Dance

by Kody Allen Hill June 2, 2011

Lee pee pants

That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.

Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021