the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.
"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"

"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"
by Pancer March 6, 2009
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1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.

2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.
1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."

2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"
by The Jaw Slapper February 4, 2010
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The dance that somehow involves pants! It's not stripping, but it can be.

A fine non sequitur.
by Rabspat April 27, 2006
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What do you say after dinner and a few alcoholic beverages we perform the no pants dance?
by drummer869 July 6, 2005
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It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.
by nelly b November 21, 2007
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Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."
by AdamJK12 August 16, 2007
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the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.
Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."
by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009
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