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13. Pank
Verb: The act of wanking while releasing your bowels
Ross: Why were you so long in the toilet?
Pete: Oh sorry, I was having a pank...
1. Pank
To pat down until flat, compressed // To pack or tamp a loose type of material into a more compact mass

Origin: Northeastern Pennsylvania, or as we calls it: NEPA! (pronounced 'Knee-Pa')
"Ay Bobby, hows about yous and me drive up de eynon ta da Arch-a-bald pothole anz pank some dirt inta it ta fill it up even"
2. Pank
under the influence of marijuana.

Synonyms; high, stoned, baked

Originates from Québec
"Man, I'm so pank!"

"...trop pank"
3. pank
to flatten a surface or smooth out a surface; usually related to snow
I'm going to go out and pank the snow so I can make an ice rink in the backyard.
4. Pank
a slang term for a homosexual person.
john you look like a right Pank.
5. pank
PRETTY BOY(:
JONATHAN VALDES MICHEL is a pank<3
6. Pank
A females reproductive organ
Question: Hey bro don't you like that girl over there?
Response: Im just after her pank.
7. pank
v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another's anal cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. Also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.
If you don't cool it, I'm going to give you a panking you'll never forget.

"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchez on me?"
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