Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.

by L0NN!E September 14, 2008

panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.

My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.

by boner express March 13, 2010