When referring to a human it is a Work-Safe way of calling someone a cunt!

The reason Panda's are cunts is due to the fact they refuse to breed, possible the pickiest eater on the Planet...

Taken from the Jim Jefferies Comedy routine
That Bill is a real Panda! always makes mistakes!
by Busrolled March 12, 2014
A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.
I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.
by Marsupial1/2*2 May 08, 2011
1)Eats shoots and leaves (from a bamboo tree)

2)Eats, shoots and leaves (from the joke)

3)Black and white Chinese animal
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. The panda eats the food, shoots the waitress, then leaves. the police finally caught him and ask, "Why did you do it?"

The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary"
by pwrpufranger July 15, 2010
a black male that prefers white females.

The equivalent of a 'snow bunny'
That guy only dates white girls, he's a panda
by pandasRus August 09, 2012
Pussy Ass Nigger With A Dick in his Ass
Man the Crestview football team made Plymouth look like such PANDAs when they beat them Friday.
by SmithCR December 29, 2011
Police Officer; Black and White, Slow, and mostly Fat
Aww man, I got popped by a panda for doing 80 in a 20mph
by jfdksjfdks June 01, 2011
A sleepy individual, used when you are on the phone having interesting conversation, and all you hear on the other line is some sort of sleep talk/tired mumbling.
You are such a panda.
by cheeseheadddd April 18, 2011

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