Okay. Where do I even start. I dont even consider Palmerton a town because of how small it is. Its more of a village where all the rednecks come out of their cottages and roam the town. You have the children who like to suck eachother off any minute they have. Theyre like flytraps. Out of womb and already wanting that booty. Then you have the highschoolers who vape eachothers spinal fluids. They also have sex any chance they get. Then you have the low-income adults. Most have 5 kids and counting, and the ladies have different dads for each kid. Fathers are usually the fat rednecks that live at Joey B's and go to Country Harvest to get Zimmermans and a dose of advil because they cant handle taking care of their crack head kids. Lastly, you have the random hobos that show up out of no where and lick eachothers asscracks for a lollipop.
by BreadLoaf666 December 19, 2018
A small inbred town in Pennsylvania where the women have mustaches and allow their foopahs to hang proudly. The men in this town have greasy and/or no hair, crooked teeth, and can be found mostly during the night at their local park using heroin. Every month the inhabitants of this hell hole meet near the middle of town and worship the statue of a donkey while drinking and shouting anti-semitic slurs at each other. Palmerton's most redeeming feature is the abandoned zinc plant that went out of commission in 1980 when it completely annihilated the miles of forests that once surrounded the town.
Steve: You got any heroin?
Jim: Yea, as soon as we are done admiring all the dead trees and the moon-like landscape surrounding Palmerton due to their lack of environmental responsibility we can shoot up.
Jim: Yea, as soon as we are done admiring all the dead trees and the moon-like landscape surrounding Palmerton due to their lack of environmental responsibility we can shoot up.
by Mr. Pennsylvania March 1, 2009
Palmerton is a small useless town in Northeast Pa. Population is right around 7,000 on a good day. In Palmerton all of the sluts that think their cool pee in peoples locker for no reason. These ladies are normally stuiped and fat. This tends to go on daily in the local highschool.
by Hi Taylor...Hope you read this March 23, 2011
a small town that used for a zinc plant before, founded in 1898. mountain had dead plants from an accident, started replanting. kids are growing up to be either rednecks or go to a vocational school to have a better future. don't judge all as horrible people, not from there but know people who are. visit carbon cti, the number 1 tech school in PA, and you will truly see how smart some palmerton people are.
by funnybitch99 March 3, 2017
A place where insane people live. Insane food. A town with liars and dark people that try to find wierd times to hang out with normal people. Insane things to do. Infested with drugs and losers. Insane talk. Poor tastes. Some kind of wierd compulsiveness and just completely lack self confidense. Kindof like a hobo. They make up places they work or things that they are doing. Are ugly and have deranged looks in their eyes. On top of that they are assholes. The town itself is just sad. They are wierd and scary.
Everyone I have met from Palmerton has lied while they talked to me.
The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."
The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.
The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."
The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.
by europopian September 2, 2009
A small Pennsylvania town, Populace consisting of Fat, toothless retards. Child molestors,Crack heads,Herion users,and some of the worlds most disqusting hookers. You can find these fine grade "A" palmerton whores on any street corner. and you may wonder where all the men in this town are. Well we found that these fat toothless fagots hide out in a place called the cock haus at the edge of town and suck each others dicks till their throts have formed blisters.And if you graduated from the "300 pound" club of slatington/walnutport.you'll love the "400 club" here.
Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington, So he moved to Palmerton, Within one week he placed a .45 beneth his head to end it all.
by mattmatt March 23, 2008
An incredibly incestuous redneck shithole in the gem of Pennsylvania, Carbon County. It's named after some asshole who destroyed the environment to get some sunscreen metal. In this town, children average 6 and a half feet tall due to genetic mutations caused by generations of inbreeding. It is most notable for the disturbing lack of any other ethnic group, because pretty much everyone there is legitimately racist. However, despite intense homophobia, people also are immensely gay at the same time and highly enjoy drugs and normie memes.
Some Guy: Hey, Dave, wanna go to Palmerton?
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.
In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.
In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.
by Niger Tits May 15, 2017