The most embarrassing sexual favor one can receive. It is far inferior to masturbation in ever way.
commonly given to those without the ability to close deals, some claim to find it enjoyable. This is simply because they know no better, those sad, sad virgins.
"nope, I got a Palmeroy. STILL ROCKIN THAT V-CARD!"
"I just got a Palmeroy. Looks like i'm gonna sobberbate tonite!!"