These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
What are you studying? Palintology. Yeah, that $hit is hilarious!
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!