the study of all the various Palins from Alaska (also the bastard who knocked up Bristol, whats-his-name.) this includes such sub-studies as Palinspeech, Palingeography, and Palintics.
joe: so, what's your major at the university?
moe: Palintology. it's the study of all things Palintical.
joe: (stares blankly at his friend for a couple of minutes; then he says) you're fucking kidding me, aren't you?
moe: no! i'm totally cereal! and now i've got to run-part of my course of study is watching bristol on "dwts."
joe: what the hell is "dwts?"
moe: "dumb white trash shitheads."
#palin #bristol #sarah #study #dwts
by earpuller November 22, 2010
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Palintology is the study of prignorance
Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.
#vice president #candidate #2008 #prignorant #prignorance #republican
by Figleaf23 October 02, 2008
The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.
#science #sarah palin #mooselini #mama grizzly #alaska
by dookeyboy November 19, 2010
a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.
Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.
#palin #mccain #obama #bush #rove #apocalyptic prophesy #deceit
by snappy2 September 14, 2008
A term used to describe the media coverage of why John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.
I don't know about you, but I'm already sick of the Palintology on FOX News.

What are you studying? Palintology. Yeah, that $hit is hilarious!
#sarah palin #john mccain #palin-tology #vice president #election #veep
by GO GREEN PARTY GO September 03, 2008
The study of why God hid dinosaur bones all over the earth 6000 years ago, advocated by Sarah Palin.
As a Palintologist I have dedicated my life to the study of Palintology. Sarah Palin is guiding us to discover God's purpose when he hid these strange bones all over the planet. Naturally we believe in creationism and Palintology will help us to answer this fundamental question.
#palintology #palintologist #sarah palin #palin #palintologer
by Sean The King October 06, 2008
The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.
Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!
#palin #republican #vice president #study #democrat #2008 #tea party
by Politic Ric October 25, 2010
The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.
The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.
#earth science #paleontology #2008 vp candidate #sarah palin #creationism #delusional
by Polar Bear North October 11, 2008
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