Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.
Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.