Palined-Verb-To make a decision and the outcome is a catastrophe.
Because McCain chose Sarah Palin for VP he got palined at the 2008 elections.

BP keeps getting palined by all these failed attemps to deal with the oil spill.
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v. "to palin"
The act or an instance of looking like an idiot during an interview because you obviously don't know what you're talking about. Reasons for palining an interview include ignorance and/or arrogance. Instead of admitting you don't know, you try to fake it be injecting obscure information into an answer hoping that the interviewer will forget their question.

tr.v. palined, palin·ing, palins
"She was nervous and completely palined her job interview." -Kate Stigberg

"Their literature leans toward a comedy of small social palins and withered chastity" -James Wolcott.

"Tommy Bowden was palining all over the place when they asked him why his offense has been so miserable this year." -Ken Burger

See also: Sarah Palin vs. Charles Gibson, Sarah Palin vs. Katie Couric, et. al.
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To present yourself as ready for a job, only to be exposed early on as a talentless uneducated wackjob with charm.
"Oh man I got Palined by this idiot contractor big time. They couldn't even keep the paint off the woodwork let alone hang the wallpaper straight."
by THE DAVAD September 16, 2008
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To mess something up or impale yourself.
Dude, I totally palined that interview today. I'll never get the job now!
by hellcatv November 21, 2008
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When Wikipedia entries are falsely changed to reflect the incorrect beliefs of one individual.
Person 1 - "During his midnight ride of April 18, 1775, Paul Revere warned the British they wouldn’t be taking away our arms."

Person 2 - "No one believes your palined facts from Wikipedia."
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1. An applicant lacking even basic job skills
2. Someone supremely un-self-aware or lacking any relative sense of what he/she does or doesn't know.
HR sent me another Palin for the marketing manager job.

by drstone September 15, 2008
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1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.
See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009
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