They are located towards the darker side of Corrib village. Under no circumstances you should you make eye contact as to do so will result in a game of monkeyball and ultimately ruin and heartbreak as this is their only occupation and hence they have mastered and achieved the highest of scores.
Needless to say they constantly jack off as they have an immense libido which can not be satisfied by mere women...
Billy:"yea Brad, i just saw one of them break my neighbours window with a couch..."
Brad:"what a pack of Legends"
"Oh man I was just walking by on my way to reception and I saw one of those Pale Kids going at it alone with his pang"
"I like Spice
Spice is nice
What the f*ck"