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A paki boner is an erection of not much use or functionality - otherwise known as a "semi". The word use is taken from Pakistani males having notoriously small penises.
Male1: "I tried to shag her, but I could only manage a paki boner..."
Male2: "lol, dick head"

by Vanilla from Manilla October 11, 2008
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