Pafoofnik - 1)A proper last name used as a scapegoat, or a wherewithall. (wherewithall is something that can be used for anything) Any first name can be used I.E.; Joe Pafoofnik, Sam Pafoofnik, etc. 2)If you don't want someone to know your identity, become a 'Pafoofnik'.
"Who broke that lamp?" Ans.: "Pafoofnik"
"What's your name?" Ans; "Joe Pafoofnik."
"Where did that come from?" Ans: "Pafoofnik brought it."