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A different way to spell the word penis
"Hey randy give me that paenis"
by Robert Krista May 09, 2008
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the space between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)
"damn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis." those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.
by daaaaag July 07, 2004
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^ This person is the biggest retard to walk the planet
Paenis is not a word, chopstick-lover is the worst racial slur ever. It's not even creative.
by Gilman Chatsworth November 26, 2003
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