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Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.
"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."

"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."
by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011