Padraig is the one true God.
Padraig's commandments: -
-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses
-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)
-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig
-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples
There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.