Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr February 4, 2012
Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''
Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''
Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
by goldenb0y February 20, 2008
David likes marks sister. david plans too make an advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (padlocked)
by the padlocked boy June 10, 2010
When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
by Apathetic_Lamp August 21, 2011
Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Billy : '' Dude, I padlocked Patty, talk to you later. ''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''
Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''
Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
by goldenb0y February 20, 2008
a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.
Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.
by The Shrine May 20, 2008
When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck
by M/L/E February 20, 2011