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2.
Microscopic town in central oklahoma. Population: 400? If that.
Hey, we just drove into Paden. Oh wow, we're now leaving Paden too.
by Adam Tyne September 20, 2006
 
1.
Their name is very unusual, but extremely unique. Paden's are usually very shy, but sweet. They are naturally good natured, and are very kind. They are drawn to kindness, and they don't judge. They have beautiful eyes, with a sparkling smile to match. They are easy to talk to, and they will be by your side when you need them. Not only are they the person of your dreams, they are so attractive, and have a cute smitten way to them. They don't talk about themselves non-stop, and their great listeners. If you known a Paden, consider your self lucky. Great people are hard to come by, and a Paden is the one for you.
Hey you know that Paden kid?
Yeah hes so nice!
Thats because he's a Paden
by thegirlnextdoor12345 September 10, 2012
 
3.
a totally awesome person who repeatedly makes ppl jealous b/c of her total infatuation with her boyfriend
Emmie is such a paden!
by Paden December 27, 2004
 
4.
n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
Weenest thou make a paden of our dame? --Chaucer.
 
5.
Having recieved your pay check.
I haven't been PADEN for three years!
by sammy lammy ding dong January 31, 2003
 
6.
A Paden is a person who is really slow when he's snowboarding, slow getting them on, slow down the slopes.
Damn bitch, you're boarding so slow today you must be a Paden.
by marksupero March 09, 2007