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4.
The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."
by JohnDeer May 29, 2007
 
1.
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by sublimegirl209 April 29, 2012
 
2.
(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"
by Ragehound December 16, 2013
 
3.
Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.
Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.
by MMP38 October 19, 2011
 
5.
When someone masturbates.
I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.
by Andrea E September 07, 2007